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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:15
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
AMD reportedly preparing Ryzen 7 9700F 8-core processor - VideoCardz.com
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Fuga eaque dolorum deserunt omnis velit.
No go.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Utah doctors see promising results from new radiation therapy for brain tumors - KSLTV.com
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Market's Slide Broadens in Afternoon Trading - Barron's
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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